These Siblings Are Just The Worst
Being an only child can be great, but it can also get lonely at times. Sure, you have the undivided attention of your parents at all times, but when it comes to companionship from people your own age, you have to look outside of the household. That's why brothers and sisters can be the best. The bond shared by siblings can be a very special one. There's almost no one on Earth you can be closer to than your brothers and/or sisters. Now, those of you who are perceptive readers may have noticed that the qualifier "can be" kept getting thrown around when discussing the relationship between brothers and sisters. That's because while having siblings can be the best, it can also be the absolute worst. If you don't believe that, consider yourself lucky, because your family sounds awesome. Not everyone is so fortunate. These brothers and sisters are just the worst.
When you have your second child, you hope that your first born will take kindly to their new younger brother or sister.
However, even the most optimistic parents on Earth could take a look at this photo and have a sinking feeling in their guts.
That’s the look of an older sibling that realizes they’re not going to like being an older sibling. Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you have to torment your little brother or sister… but sometimes it means you want to.
Some sibling rivalries form after years of muted tensions that inevitably boil over to the surface.
Then, there are relationships like these. Sometimes, you have to just blame the parents when things get this out of hand so soon.
Sure, maybe you can’t control how your kids feel about each other, but you can at least not encourage this type of behavior. And don’t get us wrong. We’re happy they took this photo, but that poor little scarred baby won’t appreciate it.
Here we have the exact opposite approach to parenting. They want to force them to like each other.
Listen, did your kids start liking broccoli or doing their homework when you tried to force it on them?
The answer is… of course they did! Keep doing things like this and posting the images online. It makes our jobs here at Sarcasm Society much easier, and it will 100 percent work and not backfire in any way whatsoever. Keep it up!
Older sisters are the best, aren’t they? If you agree, you clearly don’t have an older sister.
The stereotype that young girls are prissy and only enjoy princesses, butterflies and unicorns is a lie younger bros around the world know all too well.
Granted, in this world full of toxic masculinity, so it’s nice to see young women asserting dominance and gaining confidence in themselves, but there has to be a better way than this. One that requires less loads of laundry would be preferable.
We Were Just Playing!
Remember earlier when we said that being an only child isn’t all it’s cracked up to be?
Yeah… we may have spoken too soon. But siblings can still be great, despite what this photo may lead you to believe.
Yeah, they’re chasing you down like you’re an extra in a Mad Max film, but only they are allowed to do that. If anyone tries to bully you, that bully will have to deal with worse than what they give to you.
Ready To Fire
The issue with being an older sister who torments your younger brother is that sometimes they get revenge.
And when you’re smaller and less powerful, you have to resort to your cunning and smarts to get even.
“That’s a nice Angry Bird cake you have their, Sis. My favorite part of the game is getting to shoot all those birds. I like to shoot things as well. Maybe I’ll do it right now. Maybe I won’t. You’ll just have to wait and see.
Prepared For The Worst
The phrase “you live and you learn” was clearly coined by a sibling who had their birthday party ruined.
This girl knows the best defense is a good offense. She won’t have another wish stolen ever again.
What is it about kids and stealing wishes? You know that old thought that if you ever found a genie you’d wish for a million wishes? That was because you knew all these kids would find ways to steal them from you.
“Oh, you think you have a weird relationship with your sister because she blocked you on Facebook?
My sister blocked me with literal building blocks. I was blocked for 2 weeks before my parents figured out where I was.
I had to do things to survive… unspeakable things. I don’t want to talk about it. So yeah, if you could stop complaining about your sister, I’d appreciate it, because mine is clearly the worst. She still tries to block me to this day.”
That's What You Get
“Oh come on, guys! You’ve had your fun and made your point. Now let me go!”
“No way, Timmy. We told you this is what would happen if you tried to mess up another one of our card games.”
“I’m going to tell Mom and Dad!”
“Go ahead. Whose idea do you think this was, dummy? Now stop whining or we’re also gonna put duct tape over your mouth. You don’t want us to do that, too, do you? Keep quiet.”
Do You Even Lift, Bro?
Here we see the invention of the popular gym rat phrase “Do you even lift, bro?”
Turns out it referred to a little brother that needed to be restrained, and his older (swole) siblings improvised and used what was around.
If you ever see a dude that’s totally jacked to the gills, there’s a decent chance they were a younger sibling and wants to make sure that no one is ever able to hold them down like this again.